Platform approval hell (Meta/Google/Apple API review)

Pain point

"Getting a Meta reviewer to approve your application is such a pain." OP: "took 2 months to get approval from Meta." Framed as a moat — meaning it's painful enough that surviving it has commercial value.

Signal

Moderate — small post (8 upvotes) but unusually specific, quantified, and both OP and commenter independently confirm. Low-volume/high-intent.

Opportunity

"App Review Concierge" — checklist + screencast-demo generator + policy-mapped justification copy for Meta/Google OAuth/TikTok API submissions, sold as $1.5–5k done-for-you with resubmission guarantee. Service-first, zero build; productize into a template library later. High willingness to pay because 2 months of blocked revenue is the alternative.

Evidence

• Building SaaS products that require complex approvals…